I love Super 8 films.. don't know if you're a guy or girl, but bring over some reels along with your clean ass and we'll have a good time.

I/A, this made me laugh. I think you sound like a great catch for a special someone. I bet your past loves think of you often and fondly.

This reminds me of an article I read in Natl. Geo about these Gibraltar Apes during mating season rubbing cactus rose petals on their bare asses to look more sassy. This became a problem. The more dainty female apes were careful and quite artistic with their rubbing patterns and designs, but those dudes...Oh boy....they'd just yank the flower off the cactus in a frenzy, needles and all, and oh what a mess. The rouge and blood got scabby and the girls didn't want the boys anywhere near them. Then the guys would start fighting amongst each other thinking that to much competition was why the girls were acting a little too choosey. Sorry I fell asleep at that point....but I was staying on point....freshening up the booty was the topic RIGHT!!!

I once hooked up with a gal who did this. She thought it was cool. Problem is I eat ass like a maniac.

Nothing replaces a good ol shower. fact.