The carnival barker that is Presidente Ducky Trump has a lot of problems, we all know this. He's a shell of a little man, encased in a body of an overweight boy. That got me to thinking: He's the most overweight president since who? Teddy Roosevelt? I'm trying to recall when we had a president of such massive girth and my mind is drawing a blank.

Small hands, big belly, ridiculous head of hair... I mean, he's also gotta be the ugliest president since Nixon... but I would almost say even that's up for debate.

Can anyone remember when we had a president so... ahem... large?