Are there any Anal Hygiene posters you can put up in the office that wouldn't be construed by HR as sexual harassment?

Also, my new band, Anal Hygiene, will be supporting Limp Bizkit on tour this summer, be sure to get your tickets early.

Butthole Surfers have already been there...

quick story. In college I was in a class that had lots of group assignments. There was a guy who was always well dressed but stunk like shit pretty bad. Some days it was better, some days it was worse. Sometimes he also smelled of body spray, indicating possibly he was aware. One tense evening a girl in the group came out with it in front of everyone and basically said "dude wtf, are you not bathing." He broke down crying. Prior to the semester they cut out a ton of his intestine because of chron's and he wasn't used to having a colostomy bag - and, the doctors were still having trouble getting the fit right on his side.

Sometimes people are going through heavy shit (no pun intended).