Oh Portland, you've outdone yourself this time.

My mailbox sits on busy street near Glendoveer and at least 2-3 days a week my mail is missing.

Yesterday, I learned that some of the stolen mail is ending up in my neighbor's yard.

How did they inform me?

By sending a letter in the mail that reads:

"TRUST ME! If I find ANY MORE of your trash dumped in my front yard I'm going to pay YOUR HOME a visit and dump all my crap in YOUR FRONT yard. BELIEVE IT!!"

This was accompanied by two pieces of mail. One was an unopened letter from AAA with my renewal it.

Anyway, thanks for letting me know you have no social or observation skills!