Or don't. I don't care too much one way or the other. However, dear co-worker, you should know that it is completely obvious to pretty much everyone that you are drunk. Your slurred speech and need for orders "on the fly" give you away. Service industry work can be sucky...I get it but, you might wanna tone it down before you find yourself without a job.
Lay Off That Sauce!
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