There's a special place in Hell for you people. Every store I've been to is out of their supply. I guess I'm going to have to find an alternative way to view the eclipse like a shadow box or something and I suck at anything arts and crafts related. But at least I have a soul and don't hoard a stock of precious goods like you vermin. Scum will do anything just to make a few bucks. Craigslist is overrun with them. Marked up 500% 1000% WTF! I hope there's an asteroid impact on Earth and you guys need a first aid kit. I will have the last few ha ha ha. Want one? Give me $10K. Karma's a bitch.
Eclipse Glasses Scalpers
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