Dear people mad about public parking,

Newsflash, the street is owned by the city. Anybody can park on it so long as they abide by the laws in place by THE CITY. If your street has no time limit in place nor any permit requirements, then a person can park their car there for the day if they want, or even over night. You have no right to claim the portion of the street in front of your house as YOUR spot. Get outta here with that. We all live in this city, we are all just trying to not get ticketed for putting our shitty car somewhere since the apartment buildings don't have parking spaces anymore.

It's not your fucking street. Get the fuck over it. People can park wherever they damn well please.