I can hear you two through the wall during your nightly sessions. Starts off with casual talking, intermittent giggling, then transitioning to guttural noises. Occasional shreaks like there's a cat fight, something non-human. Role playing? Then the thunderous slaps like two sumo wrestlers colliding belly to belly, the foundation and eveything shaking. But dude, its your moaning that sends the most chills up my spine. My bedroom is an echo camber for your activities. Please learn to have quieter sex for the sake of your housemates. Unless your actually having illegal cat fights and very gratifying sumo matches, then I apologize. If you did your fair share of housekeeping maybe I wouldn't be so bugged right now.
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