So you forgot your bike lock ehh? Not my problem, you leave it outside. Don't come rolling your bike into my place of work with your lame ass "oopsie, I forgot my lock". Bullshit. Leave it outside. I don't give a fuck. Nope, don't need your business either, plenty of others will buy things from me today. I don't need some sorry clickity clack fuck wheeling their bike around my goods giving the impression to others that it's ok. Next thing you know, fuckers are bringing in double wide strollers(also a nope).
Leave it Outside
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