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Fuck Californians. Only the entitled ass twats are moving up here. Hey Californians! Learn how to fucking parallel park! Go home! Realistically they only last a few years. They can't handle the weather. Wah.
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"former-cool-kid-stoners-turned-real-estate-agents" hahahahaha!!! I'm glad I'm not the only one who noticed this odd feature of Portland. hahahaha.
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Oh, boo hoo. Be quiet, IA. You're the 16 millionth person to post this sentiment. You just don't get it.
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"our city is so cheap any asshole can come in and take advantage of that"

The assholes who have lived in Portland for decades and failed to take advantage of the phenomenally cheap real estate because they wanted to work part-time at a secondhand store to pursue their crappy "art" or go to shows every night. We're supposed to care about their slacker loser asses getting displaced because....WHY? Because they, through no effort or initiative of their own, happened to be born in Portland instead of the thousands of other cities they might have been born in instead?

Portlanders are a special breed of whiny and stupid. Anyone who grew up here with half a brain could see the eventual demand coming from miles away, and planned and bought their piece of the city accordingly.
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The best revenge is to take that good job you got when you moved here while they remain working at the local tavern.
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Just curious - how many of you CA - hating PNW natives have friends and family that moved to CA to get outta the rain and make that CA money? How many of you have done it yourself? I've met so many former Oregonians who give me grief for moving up here, then sheepishly admit that they left Forest Grove or Portland proper for Danville or La Jolla a few years back. You guys are contributing to the rent problem down there, but I'm supposed to feel bad for moving up here? Pffftttt
Tell you what. I'll move back to CA as soon as you gather up all your "natives" and make them move back to the PNW. Until then, let's respect our existing West Coast exchange program. And pass me that hoppy cider and let's play some cornhole. Damn.

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