Well, I tried just about everything. Group emails, post-its, laminated signs, and full on confrontations. Nothing worked. You still piss all over the seat(whoever you are). So now, I've decided to say fuck it and up the ante. In addition to also hovering and pissing all over the seat; when I wipe my ass now, after a shit, I stuff a couple of poopy wads of tp up the tp dispenser for the next person.
This means I have carry micro rolls of tp with me but it's come to this my pissy seat friends.