GO FUCK YOURSELF. That's all. No, wait — there's more. Lots more. What exactly do you find Christ-like in the orange devil you helped elect prez and continue to support? Is it his thrice married adultery? Greed? Bigotry? Accusations of rape and assault on women? Or is there an alternate version of the Ten Commandments? I suppose sane Americans shouldn't be all that surprised that a country founded by lunatic religious zealots (AKA "Puritans") would embrace another ridiculous fantasy in which a charlatan like Donald "Captain Bone Spurs" Trump would lead them to promised land. And for the record, if your literal and figurative blind faith allows you to worship a con man from Queens who is so demonstrably evil, what other nonsense in your bastardized bible is batshit bonkers, too?
White Evangelical Christians
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