Submit an I, Anonymous

We're currently experiencing some trouble with our online submission form. For the time being, please send your I, Anonymous rants and/or confessions via email to anonymous@portlandmercury.com.

Don't worry, we won't say who you are!

WELCOME TO I, ANONYMOUS! In your rant or confession, please remember to change the names of the guilty and the innocent. Also, homophobic, racist, misogynistic, or excessively cruel language is strictly prohibited. IMPORTANT: Before publication, your submission will be checked by the Mercury, which reserves the right to reject posts we find inappropriate—but if it passes muster, we'll get it up on the site ASAP! THANKS FOR READING AND SUBMITTING TO I, ANONYMOUS!