Kalah Allen

AS THE TITLE SAYS, your kids are not cute. They are filthy, disgusting creatures. They are always sticky even if they don't touch anything... sticky. It makes no sense. Their fingers are always in their nose or butthole, they play around on the playground and walk around school touching everything without washing their hands. They're loud, their drawings suck, and their jokes are not funny. I HATE the fake laughing just to make them happy, I hate the "OMG YOUR ART IS SO GOOD!" when it's just a couple of flipping scribbles on a shitty piece of wasted paper. I hate their friends. Let's not forget they always stink and have snot dripping from their nose.

I know what your kids are really like behind that Instagram filter, and it makes me want to vomit.—Anonymous