CAN SOMEONE explain to me what is âweirdâ about Portland? Because all I see are white yuppies who play dress-up. The dog and cat âmoms,â the yoga pants, the beards, the Voodoo Doughnut selfies, the hitting up every boutique to spend hundreds of dollars of mommy and daddyâs money, the sitting on a patio at yet another âunique and rusticâ overpriced restaurant. Whereâs the weird? White people are so bland that they have to announce to the world theyâre âinventiveâ and âuniqueââwhen all the while theyâre just like every other spoiled, out-of-state, trust-fund adult-baby. They flock to Portland because itâs a playground where they donât have to grow up. Iâm not mad, Iâm just annoyed at these people being so arrogant and spoiled. Quit telling everyone how weird you are, because you are not.âAnonymous