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Jun. 1
Print Edition for the week of
Jun. 1 - 7, 2016
Vol. 17, No. 3
Kelsey Wroten
News
Did Larry O'Dea's Shooting Mistake Get Special Treatment?
No Other Off-Duty Shooting in the Last 20 Years Was Handled with Such Lenience
by Dirk VanderHart
Staton's Gone
Multnomah County Sheriff Finally Calls It Quits. Here's Why It Happened.
by Doug Brown
Hall Monitor: Putting Out the Final Fire
The Last Lingering Disagreement of Mayor Charlie Hales' Controversial Budget Is Done
by Dirk VanderHart
In Other News
Shady Care Facility! More Superfund Delay!
Music
Modern Baseball's Graduation
Holy Ghost
Is Mature Emo
by Morgan Troper
Kevin Morby's Casual Mutations
Neither a Press Bio Nor This Article Can Convey the Charge in His Music
by Ned Lannamann
Florist Embodies Grace and Lightness
The Birds Outside Sang
Turns Hopeless Isolation into Communal Recovery
by Cameron Crowell
Sam Humans Embraces the Human Condition
Soulboss
Is Downcast Dance Music
by Ben Salmon
Up & Coming
This Week's Music Previews
Sneaker Wave
The Latest in Portland Hip-Hop
by Jenni Moore
Movies & TV
Portland's Horror Film Fest Pushes the Boundaries
A Two-Day Bonanza of Scary Movies!
by Courtney Ferguson
Me Before You
(and Tea and Tissues)
This English Romance Isn't Romantic, But It
Is
Hyper-English Garbage
by Elinor Jones
Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles: Out of the Shadows
Is the Greatest Betrayal of Our Time
And I Vow That I
Will
Have Vengeance
by Dirk VanderHart
The 15 Minutes of
Princess Shaw
Almost Famous.
by Elinor Jones
Matthew Barney's
River of Fundament
Is Full of Shit
Literal Shit.
by Robert Ham
Behold
Popstar
, the Celebrity Fuckboy Incarnate
A Film That Never Stops Never Stopping Making Fun of Celebrities (Sort Of)
by Ciara Dolan
Film Shorts
This Week:
L'attesa
,
Bonnie and Clyde
, and
Raiders!: The Story of the Greatest Fan Film Ever Made
Cannabis
Cannabuzz: My Bunk Is My Coffin
It's Easy to Overdo Edibles. Here's Proof.
by Josh Jardine
Ask a Pot Lawyer: Can I Invest in Weed?
"I Lucked into a Few Thousand Bucks. Can I Invest in Weed?"
by Vince Sliwoski
Eat Your Green!
There Are a Few Things You Should Know Before You Chow Down on Oregon's Newly Legal Weed Edibles
by Josh Jardine
Comedy
Geeking Out with Rachel Bloom
The
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
Creator Talks Gender, Comedy, and Deflating Hollywood Myths
by Megan Burbank
Bridgetown Essentials
The
Mercury
's Picks for This Year's Comedy Fest
by Megan Burbank
Books
Lindy West, Slayer of Bullies
The Author of
Shrill
Heroically Melds Comedy with Feminism
by Suzette Smith
I, Anonymous Blog
You're a Teacher? Act Like It.
by Anonymous
When the Dong gets Dinged
by Anonymous
Seriously?
by Anonymous
Pickle this
by Anonymous
Stop Pretending To Be a Good Student
by Anonymous
What the HELL is that SMELL?
by Anonymous
Entitled Assholes All Over the City
by Anonymous
Dear Ladies In My Dreams
by Anonymous
I Missed the Memo from ODOT.
by Anonymous
Lead in Water Trumps Homeless Crisis
by Anonymous
Whatever Times Two
by Anonymous
Different, but Same Same
by Anonymous
Heat Schmeat
by Anonymous
The Sweat On Your Balls Goes Drip Drip Drip.
by Anonymous
Nobody Wants To Say It
by Anonymous
Think of the Children!
by Anonymous
Colonel Summers/ Sumners Park
by Anonymous
Big-Zero Six (or Group Projects Can Really Suck!)
by Anonymous
I'm Not Avoiding You, Promise
by Anonymous
Nude Beach Intrusion
by Anonymous
Birthing Pains
by Anonymous
Another Annoying Trend
by Anonymous
Graduation Day
by Anonymous
Make America Great Again...One Shit/Piss at a Time
by Anonymous
Summer Issue 2016
The Portland Ice Cream Mega List!
Avoid Those Long Ice Cream Lines by Visiting These Local Shops.
The Definitive Ranking of Ice Cream Flavors
(That Also Happens to Be Inarguably Correct)
by Elinor Jones
Portland's Top Boozy Smoothies
Our Picks of the City's Best Alcoholic Slushies
by Andrea Damewood and Thomas Ross
Summer Wines Make Me Feel Fine
The Best Summer Wines and Where to Drink Them
by MJ Skegg
Subterranean Bars for the Sun-Phobic.
Hate the Sun? Drunk? Have We Got the List for You!
by Thomas Ross
Summer Patio Roundup
A Few of Portland's Best Patios for Sippin' and Sunnin'
by MJ Skegg
The Stoner Games
Perfect Summer Games to Play Under the Influence of Weed
by Bri Pruett
Into the Wilderness with Outdoor Afro
Inviting African Americans Back to Nature
by Santi Elijah Holley
Tube Tips for Summer Floating
Hit the River with Confidence
by Suzette Smith
Is a Travel Trailer Right for You?
It's Like Bringing Your House with You
by Wm. Steven Humphrey
Camping for the Not-So-Adventurous
A Quick and Dirty Guide of Close Spots to Camp
by Doug Brown
Cliff Jumping: How to Have Fun (and Stay Alive)
The Dos and Absolute DON'TS of Swim Spot Jumping
by Jeff Edwards
I, Anonymous
We All Scream for Ice Cream
Everything as Fuck
R.I.P. Big-Ass and Bridgetown Returns!
by Ian Karmel
Sold Out
Sold Out: June Style Events
Native Fashion Now
, and More Must-See Events
by Elizabeth Mollo
One Day at a Time
The Week in Review
by Ann Romano
Savage Love & Sex
Savage Love
The Kid
by Dan Savage
Letters
Letters to the Editor
"Bullseye Is Acting Like a Drunk with a Fast Car."
New Column!
Happy 16th Birthday,
Portland Mercury
!
A Letter from Editor in Chief Wm. Steven Humphrey
by Wm. Steven Humphrey