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Aug. 16
Print Edition for the week of
Aug. 16 - 22, 2017
Vol. 18, No. 14
Matty Newton
News
The Run-down Stewart Apartments Are a Sanctuary for Poor Portlanders
They Might Be Gone at the End of the Month
by Dirk VanderHart
Portland’s Incoming Police Chief is a Rare Outside Hire
That’s Going to Mean a Steep Learning Curve for Danielle Outlaw, Observers Say
by Doug Brown
Hall Monitor: The People in Your Neighborhood
Overlook’s Neighborhood Association Has a Dumb Idea: Exclude the Homeless!
by Dirk VanderHart
Resistance & Solidarity
From Slacktivism to Activism
Resistance Events for the Week of August 16-22
by Emilly Prado
Music
Things to Do Music: August 16-22
Noteworthy Shows This Week
Umii Gives Life
The Portland Duo Releases Their Debut EP,
This Time
by Jenni Moore
Sneaker Wave
Record Review: Rasheed Jamal,
Indigo Child
by Jenni Moore
It’s Never Too Late for Guantanamo Baywatch
With
Desert Center
, the Portland Band Moves Beyond Surf
by Ryan J. Prado
The Return of Zeke
After Hibernating for 13 Years, the Seattle Band Is Ready to Unleash
Hellbender
by Aris Hunter Wales
Movies & TV
Things To Do Film: August 18-24
This Week:
The Princess Bride
,
Cutter's Way
, and Queer Horror:
Death Becomes Her
by Mercury Staff
Taking a Chance with
Brigsby Bear
Grizzly. Man.
by Ben Coleman
In This Corner of the World
Is a Cute Movie About Hiroshima
The Latest Animated Film from Sunao Katabuchi.
by Suzette Smith
Ingrid Goes West
(and Stalks on Insta)
She’s Just Living Her #bestlife.
by Ciara Dolan
Steven Soderbergh’s
Logan Lucky
Is a Goddamn Delight
Fast and Sort of Furious
by Erik Henriksen
Whose Streets?
is Vital to the Resistance
Ferguson, Revisited
by Jenni Moore
The Hitman’s Bodyguard
Isn’t Bad, It’s Just Desperately Unimaginative
Turns Out You
Can
Judge a Movie by Its Title!
by Ned Lannamann
Visual Art
Project Object’s Ice Cream and Teva Tans
The Radical Fun of
Unobstructed Views
by Megan Burbank
Books
Zachary Schomburg’s Mastadon Marathon: An Appreciation
Get into the Weirdness of the Portland Poet’s Debut Novel,
Mammother
by Joe Streckert
Last Supper
Start Jerking Around at Jamaican Jerk
A Northeast Food Cart Serving Up Fresh, Distinctive, Authentic Jamaican Plates
by MJ Skegg
Support Black-Owned Restaurants this Week
... and Every Week!
by Andrea Damewood
Lush Life
East European Wines on the Rise
Obscure Wines That Might Just Blow Your Mind
by MJ Skegg
I, Anonymous
This Week’s Featured I, Anonymous!
Portland’s Best New Neighborhood
by Anonymous
Ask a Pot Lawyer
What’s the Deal with Doctors Not Being Able to Prescribe Weed?
And How Are Patients Getting Their Medical Cards?
by Vince Sliwoski
Cannabuzz
Jeff Sessions Is Going to Hell
There’s No Way to Predict Federal Cannabis Law Anymore
by Josh Jardine
Sold Out
What You May Have Missed at the Alley 33 Fashion Event
A Play-by-Play—with Pictures!—of the Outdoor Fashion Show
by Cassie Ridgway
One Day at a Time
Donald Trump Threatens Nuclear War. Hillary Clinton Watches
Wonder Woman
. 2017 Is Turning Out Great!
by Ann Romano
New Column!
Frank Cassano’s Imbecile Parade: “What Are You Doing for the Solar Eclipse?”
by Frank Cassano
Letters
Letters to the Editor
Is the
Mercury
’s Portland’s Cutest Pet Contest RIGGED?
I, Anonymous Blog
Keep Calm and Let It Eclipse
by Anonymous
Portland Police Are Amaaazing!!!!
by Anonymous
Thanks for Watching With Me
by Anonymous
Good Doggo Bad Dude
by Anonymous
Eclipse Glasses Scalpers
by Anonymous
In Death I Still Didn't Know
by Anonymous
Hit and Run in Tigard
by Anonymous
Self Centered Asshole
by Anonymous
Tuesday
by Anonymous
Personal DJ = Public Douche
by Anonymous
The Island Calls
by Anonymous
Lay Off That Sauce!
by Anonymous
Savage Love & Sex
Savage Love
Quickies
by Dan Savage
What’s She Mad About Now?
How to Put Together Your “Fire and Fury” Preparedness Kit
by Courtenay Hameister
The Eclipse Issue
I Told You This Would Happen!
BEHOLD THE END OF DAYS!
by Nostradamus
How to Make Your Own Eclipse
It’s Super Easy, Everybody
by Elinor Jones
Eclipse Events Calendar!
The Only Actually Useful Thing in the
Mercury
’s Eclipse Issue
by Mercury Staff
Fact: The Laws of God and Man Are Suspended During an Eclipse.
Plan Accordingly.
by Ben Coleman
Okay, Fuck This Eclipse
Editorial Opinion by A Rooster
by A Rooster
Eclipse Your Doubts with Totality Horoscopes!
Why Not? Everything Is Made Up Anyway
by Megan Burbank
If My Conscious Is the Sun, and My Subconscious Is the Moon, Then This Eclipse Is a Pretty Good Metaphor for How I Ruined My Marriage
Hell, I’m No Philosopher
by Randal Kickins
Flat Earth, Eclipsed
The Eclipse, as “Explained” by Flat-Earthers
by Kathleen Marie
I Am Mortified by the Attention and Apologize for the Disruption
This Is Just the Worst
by The Moon, as transcribed by Eric D. Snider