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Apr. 10
Print Edition for the week of
Apr. 10 - 16, 2003
Vol. 3, No. 45
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News
Home Buyers' Guide
Your Agent is Your Bitch
Choosing and Using a Realtor
by Chelsea Cain
War Correspondent
On-the-Spot Reports from the FrontLine by Mercury Senior War Analyst, Sean Tejaratchi
Warning: Money Pits
by Aaron Beam
A Tale of Two Cities
Mayor Katz' Annual State of the City Ignores the Real Problems
by Phil Busse
Your Broker is Your Pimp
How to Make Your Money Work for You
by Chelsea Cain
Last Call
Are the OLCC's Days Numbered?
by Jaymee R. Cuti
The Shit-Hot New Homeowners' Library
In Other News...
Painting Without the Pain
Giving Your House a Face-Lift
by Phil Busse
The Official "I Wanna Home" Exam
by Chelsea Cain
Playing With Electricity
Changing Light Fixtures and Cruddy, Old Outlets
by Phil Busse
A Clip n' Save Resource Guide
by Marjorie Skinner
Music
Gentle Beatings
The Notwist's Electronic Tenderness
by Julianne Shepherd
Naturally Sweet
Delgados Cut the Carbs
by Michael Alan Goldberg
Operation Download
War Song Roundup, Part 2
DJ Listings
CD Review
Live Music Listings
Up & Coming
Movies & TV
Oops, My Brain's Bleeding Again
Britney, Baby Better Than the Real Thing
by Wm. Steven Humphrey
Le Ocean Onze
Nick Nolte Staggers Gracefully
by Phil Busse
Meaningless Dance
Tango Lost in Search for Direction
by Sean Nelson
Testimony
Hitler's Secretary Tells All
Mercury Video Picks
This Week on TV
Film Shorts
Food and Drink
The Cup Runneth Over
Navarre: A Portland Jewel
by Katie Shimer
Eat It!
Some Restaurants That Serve Nutritious and Tasty Food
Visual Art
Visual Reviews
My, What a Busy Week!
Visual Arts Listings
Books
Copia
Readings Listings
Theater & Performance
On the Fly
Tundra
Theater Listings
I Love Television
by Wm. Steven Humphrey
Destination Fun
Check it out Biznatch!
Employee Picks!
I, Anonymous
One Day at a Time
The Week in Review
by Ann Romano
New Column!
The Mercury's "Let's Make Some Money Off the War"
Letters
Letters to the Editor
Savage Love & Sex
Savage Love
by Dan Savage
Self-Hell
Analysis for People on the Go
by Chelsea Cain