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2003
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Sep. 25
Print Edition for the week of
Sep. 25 - Oct. 1, 2003
Vol. 4, No. 17
Patrick Long
News
Your Extra-Curricular Life
Join The Club!
Keg Party Crackdown
Tackling Students, Writing Tickets and Kicking Down Doors: When it Comes to Controlling Campus Drinking, it's all in a Day's Work for the Cops and the OLCC
by Phil Busse
Oh, Grow Up!
Underage Musicians Fight Back Against OLCC
by Phil Busse
Getting High: The Ultimate Extracurricular Activity
The Inside Dope from a Former Dope Dealer
Hey... Where Is Everyone?
Low Turnout Doesn't Mean We Don't Care
In Other News...
Back To After School Special
Easy Solutions to Today's Tough Problems
Clip 'N' Save Directory!
Get Some Class!
Music
Spy The Beat
Dabrye's Hiphop Futurism
by Dave Segal
DJ Listings
Bridge Over the River 'Gwai
Mogwai Gets Happy
Building the Mystique
Holly Golightly's Rock Minimalism
Life Sucks, Dickhead
Aesop Rock's Pistol-Sharp Steelo
by Julianne Shepherd
Musician Or Puppet?
Andrew W.K. Can't Disguise The Wolf
by Katie Shimer
CD Review
Live Music Listings
Up & Coming
Bio: DJ
Movies & TV
Toons, Toons...
...;And More Toons
by Bradley Steinbacher
Keystrokes
The New Addict
Euro-Disney Tripe
French Farming Film Flails Feebly
by Justin Sanders
Forever Cherry
Diane Lane's Sunny Evolution
Mercury Video Picks
This Week on TV
Film Shorts
Food and Drink
It's A Donut Showdown!
Who's Really The Best?
by Katie Shimer
Visual Art
Portland Alien Museum
Visual Arts Listings
My, What a Busy Week!
Books
Boogaloo
How the Universe Got Its Spots: Diary of Finite Time in a Finite Space
Readings Listings
Theater & Performance
Medea
Theater Listings
I Love Television
by Wm. Steven Humphrey
Employee Picks
Destination Fun
I, Anonymous
Changing Spare Changers
One Day at a Time
The Week in Review
by Ann Romano
New Column!
Fourth Grade Is Fucked! by Jerry Masterson, Age 8
Letters
Letters to the Editor
Savage Love & Sex
Savage Love
by Dan Savage
Self-Hell
Analysis for People on the Go
by Chelsea Cain