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Oct. 9
Print Edition for the week of
Oct. 9 - 15, 2003
Vol. 4, No. 19
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News
2nd Annual Party Guide
Featuring... "Proper Party Etiquette"
Paging Dr. Feelgood
Sanctimonious Docs Pass the Medical Marijuana Buck
Staying Put--Again
Dignity Village Holds Out and On to Their Homes
by Phil Busse
In Other News...
Music
The Real Next Level
Schematic Tour Takes You There
by Dave Segal
Bio: DJ
The Sound of Discontent
Rock Against the Regime
by Julianne Shepherd
Apothecaries of Rhythm
Nice Nice Melts Your Face
by Julianne Shepherd
Saving (Portland) Hiphop
Q&A With David Parks
by Julianne Shepherd
CD Review
Live Music Listings
DJ Listings
Up & Coming
Movies & TV
Revenge is Sweeter than Ever
Tarantino's Back with the Amazing
Kill Bill
by Wm. Steven Humphrey
Dogstar, Man
Good Boy!
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E.T
. Meets
Roots
Eat Me, Hollywood
Watch a Gay Flick--the Seventh Annual PLGFF
Hypnagogic, Baby!
Cinema Project's Tribute to Stan Brakhage
by Chas Bowie
Mercury Video Picks
This Week on TV
Film Shorts
Food and Drink
Get On The Horn
Horn of Africa: Organic as Possible
by Lance Chess
Eat It!
Some Restaurants That Serve Nutritious and Tasty Food
Visual Art
Home and Away
DIY Does It Better
Core Sample: An Independent Art Extravaganza
by Chas Bowie
My, What a Busy Week!
Visual Arts Listings
Books
A Phat Death (or, the Last Days of Noir Soul)
Train
Readings Listings
Theater & Performance
Night Run
Theater Listings
Feature
"Hey... That Ain't Cool!"
Proper Behavior for the Modern Party-Goer
by Marjorie Skinner
Having Fun At The Expense of Others
Or, Every Party Can Be A Fun Party
Don't Forget the Beer!
Where To Find Your Party Needs
by Katie Shimer
Don't Let Your Party Turn Into a Shitty Wedding
Records You Absolutely Shouldn't Play
by Julianne Shepherd
Better Parties Through Cooperation
How To Deal When The Cops Knock At Your Door
Don't Drink, Don't Smoke--What Do You Do?
Advice For Aspiring Teetotalers
by Julianne Shepherd
How To Throw A "Make Out" Party
Good Advice From Portland's Don Juan
There's Lots of Fish in the Sea...
But You're The Only One I Want To Mount
by Aaron Beam
Employee Picks
Destination Fun
I, Anonymous
Shitty Taste In Clothes
One Day at a Time
The Week in Review
by Ann Romano
New Column!
Queer Gloryhole by Myron Speck
Letters
Letters to the Editor
Savage Love & Sex
Savage Love
Self-Serve
by Dan Savage
I Love Television
A Pantload of Super Goo
by Wm. Steven Humphrey