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Dec. 24
Print Edition for the week of
Dec. 24 - 30, 2003
Vol. 4, No. 30
Reindeer's Revenge
Troy Klebey & Angie Beiriger
News
The Most Horrible X-Mas Essay Contest
True Tales of Holiday Horror Submitted by Our Dearest Readers
Local Artists: Worth $750 Each
Mayor Katz Fails To Creatively Fund City's Creative Class
by Phil Busse
Sign Language
City's Murals Remain Tangled in Legalese
by Phil Busse
In Other News...
Music
All Hands on Decks!
Local DJs on their Favorite Jam of 2003
by Julianne Shepherd
Wiggle It, That 8-Bit
Music for the Video Game Enthusiast
by Julianne Shepherd
DJ Listings
Up & Coming
Live Music Listings
Movies & TV
Holiday Movie Blowout
All the Flicks You Want to See, Encapsulated in Short Review Form
Mercury Video Picks
This Week on TV
Film Shorts
Food and Drink
Sweet, Nice, Reliable
It's Your Neighborhood Joint
by Katie Shimer
Eat It!
Some Restaurants That Serve Nutritious and Tasty Food
Visual Art
My, What a Busy Week!
Shift
Visual Arts Listings
Books
The New Testament
Readings Listings
Theater & Performance
The 3rd Floor Takes a Holiday
Biglittlethings
Theater Listings
I Love Television
Greatest Television Achievements of 2003
by Wm. Steven Humphrey
Employee Picks
I, Anonymous
One Day at a Time
The Week in Review
by Ann Romano
New Column!
Uncle Todd Is Fucked! by Jerry Masterson
Letters
Letters to the Editor
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Savage Love
Happy Holiday Sex Memories
by Dan Savage
New Years Eve Events
Whatcha Doin' For New Years?
Ring in 2004 with a Pile of Parties!
by Marjorie Skinner