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Apr. 8
Print Edition for the week of
Apr. 8 - 14, 2004
Vol. 4, No. 45
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"Shoot First, Ask Questions Later"
A Quiz for Rookie Cops! Can You Cut It in the Portland Police Department? Take this Quiz and Find Out!
The Shell Game
Hey Francesconi, Show Us The Money!
by Phil "Me For Mayor" Busse
He Came, He Spoke, He failed
Ralph Nader's Bid to Grab Oregon Ballot Thwarted By Severe Disinterest
by Sandeep Kaushik
Smells Fishy To Us
Francesconi's Campaign Contributions Raise a Possible Stink
by Phil Busse
History Today
The Dust Has Yet To Settle on Gay Marriages
by Phil Busse
On My Soapbox
LOOKING FOR HEROES
by Phil Busse
Music
Mallrat
Avril Lavigne; At a Mall Near You
by Julianne Shepherd
Feeling Festive
Festfest
by Marjorie Skinner
The New Pet Rock
Distorto Skree Gains Fans!
by George Chen
Hippies Out; Rock In
Sabala's Mt. Tabor Ignites Hawthorne
by Katie Shimer
Modest Mouse
Live Music Listings
Up & Coming
Movies & TV
Pissing on the Alamo
The Alamo Deserves to Burn
by Phil Busse
Cinderhella
People Gobble Drugs, Make Film
by Marjorie Skinner
Good is Bad
Lost Skeleton; Not Crappy Enough
by Justin W. Sanders
Welcome To America
Enough With "Dark Suburbia" Already
by Andrew Wright
Enter the Hype
Bruce Lee Backs Up His Rep
by Erik Henriksen
This Week on TV
Mercury Video Picks
Film Shorts
Food and Drink
Oh Great, Now I Hate Boobs
A Breast-Lover's Nightmare
by Aaron Beam
Eat It!
Some Restaurants That Serve Nutritious and Tasty Food
Visual Art
American Farm
My, What a Busy Week!
Visual Arts Listings
Books
How To Get Stupid White Men Out of Office
Readings Listings
Theater & Performance
Business as Usual
The Outsiders
Missing Mona
Theater Listings
Employee Picks
I, Anonymous
One Day at a Time
The Week in Review
by Ann Romano
New Column!
Fish Stick Day... Mmmm, Yes! by Cornelius Van Shack Armentrout
Letters
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Savage Love & Sex
Savage Love
Finicky Clits
by Dan Savage
I Love Television
Touch My Chip
by Wm. Steven Humphrey