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Apr. 29
Print Edition for the week of
Apr. 29 - May. 5, 2004
Vol. 4, No. 48
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News
The "Fix That Craphole Up" Home Fix-Up Issue
What to do, how to do it & why you should bother
FIX IT UP with... Paint!
Paperwork Kills Cops
Police Union Fights Change in Policy
by Phil Busse
FIX IT UP... with a little help!
From Bad To Worse
And the Award for "Best Trigger-Happy Cop" Goes To...
FIX UP the inside!
Francesconi is a Big Chicken!
Backs Out of
Mercury
Mayoral Interview
by Wm. Steven Humphrey
FIX UP the outside!
In Other News...
Anything but Home Depot Home Fix-Up Directory
Music
Tranquility Bass
Strategy's Blissed-Out Dub
by Dave Segal
Hyrule's House Band
Minibosses' Video Game Music Rocks
DJ Listings
Rapper with a Thousand Faces
Sci-Fi Emcee's Succinct, Iconic Disses
by Julianne Shepherd
Ice Cold
Snow Patrol Will Melt With You
CD Review
Up & Coming
Live Music Listings
Movies & TV
Be Cruel, Stay in School
Mean Girls
is Happily Uneven
by Emily Hall
Pierce Brosnan is CRAZY HOT
And Julianne Moore is OUT OF CONTROL
Mercury Video Picks
This Week on TV
Film Shorts
Food and Drink
Grandma, Grandpa, and You
When You're Here, You're Family
by Katie Shimer
Eat It!
Some Restaurants That Serve Nutritious and Tasty Food
Visual Art
Patriot Act
My, What a Busy Week!
Visual Arts Listings
Books
Suzan-Lori Parks
John Waters: Change of Life
Readings Listings
Theater & Performance
Suburbia
Theater Listings
Employee Picks
I, Anonymous
One Day at a Time
The Week in Review
by Ann Romano
New Column!
Just Jokes
Letters
Letters to the Editor
Savage Love & Sex
Savage Love
Point and Giggle
by Dan Savage
I Love Television
Somebody Get Christ a Band-Aid
by Wm. Steven Humphrey