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2004
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Jun. 17
Print Edition for the week of
Jun. 17 - 23, 2004
Vol. 5, No. 3
Leia Bell
News
Dog Goneit!
Is the City Kowtowing to the Crybabies?
by Phil Busse
Animals: They're Just Like People... GAYPEOPLE!
The Scientific Mystery of Animal Homosexuality
by Wm. Steven Humphrey
Here, Queer, and going somewhere!
Celebrity Survivors Face Sexual Renaissance
by Evan James
What If God Were Gay?
God and the IRS Know If You Cheat!
by Phil Busse
The Feminine Complex
Your Pet and STDs: Nature's Silent Killer
by Julianne Shepherd
A Proclamation Declaration
We Proclaim Reagan Was a Jerk!
by Phil Busse
In Other News...
The Far-Right's Fight Against Gay Monkey Marriage
News from the Wire
by Phil Busse
WHERE ARE PORTLAND'S GAY DOG-FRIENDLY PARKS?
by Mickey Hallahan
A Hole to Call Our Own
"Squirrel Bashing" Becomes "Squirrel Bash" at Gay Squirrel Refuge
by Will Gardner
Together, Furever
True "Tails" of Local Gay Animals in Love!
Gay Up Your Pet!
Pets Have Pride, Too!
by Marjorie Skinner
What's going on here?
Is My Pet GAY?!?
A Quiz for Parents of Sexually Indeterminate Animals
by Sean Tejaratchi
Pride Week
You're Here, You're Queer, Now What?
by Evan James
Get Thee To A Dancery
Portland's Greatest Queer Dance Nights!
by Evan James
Polar bear therapy project gone haywire!
Music
CD Review
Altered States
The Secret Machines' Narcotic Bliss
by Stevie Chick
New York No
Mishka Shubaly Dumps Cool for Country
by Andy Wang
I'll Show You Retarded
M.O.P. Bleeds Adrenalin
by Julianne Shepherd
A Stalker's Wet Dream
Yow (fake) vs. Yow (real)
by Katie Shimer
Live Music Listings
DJ Listings
Up & Coming
Movies & TV
Dumb Can Be Fun
Dodgeball
: C'mon Get
Happy
by Katie Shimer
Hanoi Rocked
Howard Zinn's Rockumentary
by Marjorie Skinner
The Movie-Kid Mold
Valentin
Battles Formula, Loses
by Justin Wescoat Sanders
Air Gump
Spielberg Violates Me
by Bradley Steinbacher
Water Wars
Thirst
Gushes With Warnings About Multinationals
by Phil Busse
This Week on TV
Mercury Video Picks
by Erik Henriksen
Film Shorts
Food and Drink
The New Soul Food
Tibet Kitchen Comforts Mind and Body
by Evan James
Eat It!
Some Restaurants That Serve Nutritious and Tasty Food
Visual Art
Art
My, What a Busy Week!
Visual Arts Listings
Books
Status Anxiety
by Chas Bowie
Through It Came Bright Colors
by Michael Svoboda
Readings Listings
Theater & Performance
Jimmy Blue
by Justin Wescoat
Glengarry Glen Ross
by Toussaint Perrault
Theater Listings
Employee Picks
Destination Fun
Woo-Hoo, It's Pedalpalooza!
by Phil Busse
I, Anonymous
One Day at a Time
The Week in Review
by Ann Romano
New Column!
I Love My Dead Gay Dog
Letters
Letters to the Editor
Savage Love & Sex
Savage Love
Shocking Developments
by Dan Savage
I Love Television
Boom! It's On!
by Wm. Steven Humphrey