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Crappy Christmas, Charlie Brown
Gather the Kids for a True Tale of Holiday Cheer from "I Love Television™" Author, Wm.™ Steven Humphrey
Little Charities Need Love, Too!
Eight Needy Nonprofits Who Need Your Holiday Help
by Alison Hallett
Mission: Unaccomplished
Katz's Final Speech Full of Sound, Fury--and Little Else
by Phil Busse
Burning Bridges
Residents Tell PDC to Say "No" to Home Depot
by Phil Busse
Harvesting Litigation
Local Lawyers Look to Cash in on Measure 37
by Phil Busse
In Other News
Free Holiday Dinners
Music
Hallow Dolly
Ponderin' Country's Brainiest Beauty
by Hannah Levin
Teen Dryhump Soundtracks
The Shore's Bridge Over Shitty Water
by Zac Pennington
DJ Listings
Two Become One
The Improbable Math of Two Gallants
by Kurt B. Reighley
The Rainbow Connection
Terry Riley is Better Than a Hippie
by Sam Mickens
Up & Coming
ONCE MORE WITH FEELING
Jason Bayless, PETA2
by Ezra Ace Caraeff
IT'S WHO YOU KNOW
Christmas Number One
by Zac Pennington
CD Review
Live Music Listings
Movies & TV
Subtlety Sells
Spanglish
Succeeds In the Details
by Katie Shimer
Not Quite Heroic
But Still a
House
Worth Visiting
by Erik Henriksen
Unfortunately Boring
A
Lemony
Way to Put Kids to Sleep
by Wm. Steven Humphrey
We Want Borgnine
Phoenix
Gets Sand in its Shorts
by Wm. Steven Humphrey
Terminal Cuteness
Audrey Tautou Has
A Very Long Engagement
by Erik Henriksen
Mercury Video Picks
The King Returns… Again
by Erik Henriksen
This Week on TV
Film Shorts
Food and Drink
Less Is More
Bar Pastiche Provides Everything You Need
by Katie Shimer
That Perfect Drink
Specialty Cocktails Worth Celebrating
by Lance Chess and Katie Shimer
HAPPY HOURS
Visual Art
Skeletal Systems
by Ryan Dirks
My, What a Busy Week!
Thanks, Just Looking
Scott Sforza: White House Art Director
by Chas Bowie
Visual Arts Listings
Books
Love All the People
by Chas Bowie
A Paper Life
by Michael Svoboda
Readings Listings
Theater & Performance
A Bright Room Called Day
by Justin Wescoat Sanders
Theater Listings
Employee Picks
Destination Fun
I, Anonymous
One Day at a Time
The Week in Review
by Ann Romano
New Column!
Gaston, the Unnecessarily Angry French Homunculus in...
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Savage Love & Sex
SAVAGE LOVE
Expert, Schmexpert
by Dan Savage
I Love Television
Sweet Memories
by Wm. Steven Humphrey