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Dec. 22 - 28, 2005
Vol. 6, No. 30
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News
Horsing Around
Bickering Commissioners Butt Heads Over Lobbying
by Scott Moore
Yes, There is a Santa Mob
SantaCon '05 Conquers Portland
by Marjorie Skinner
In Other News
by Amy Jenniges
Lock & Load
My personal mission
by Phil Busse
Going Native
by Scott Moore
Music
Cop Rock
Please Step Out of the Vehicle
by Adam Gnade
Up & Coming
The Mercury Presents
Portland Music's Top 10 of 2005!
by Adam Gnade
New Age, Redux
Argumentix is Soothing Napalm
by Adam Gnade
Live Music and DJ Listings
Once More With Feeling
by Ezra Ace Caraeff
It's Who You Know
Holiday Scene Report... It Sucks!
by Adam Gnade
Movies & TV
This Week on Television
Ascendant Queen
Pluto
's Kitten: Even Hotter than Hedwig
by Marjorie Skinner
Short and Sweet
Dick and Jane Long on Fun
by Wm. Steven Humphrey
I'm Staying Home
by Erik Henriksen
The Two Spielbergs
Guess Which One Made
Munich
?
by Erik Henriksen
Mrs. Robinson and Psycho Killers
Succinct Reviews for the Discerning Cinephile
The Ringer's Retarded!
Hey—That's Not Nice!
by Chas Bowie
Rotten Producers
Broadway Hit's Film Version Stinks
by Amy Jenniges
Looks Aren't Everything
Memoirs of a Gei... Gei... Gei...
Zzzzzzzzz...
by Erik Henriksen
Food and Drink
Cruising the Spice Route
Vindalho Traverses the Map
by Justin W. Sanders
Happy Hours
Visual Art
Visual Arts Listings
Cynthia Lahti
by John Motley
Books
Saint Morrissey
by Evan James
Queens Reigns Supreme: Fat Cat, 50 Cent, and the Rise of the Hip- Hop Hustler
by John Dicker
Theater & Performance
The Cold Comedy Concoction
by Alison Hallett
Theater Listings
Employee Picks
I, Anonymous
We Insist You a Merry Christmas
One Day at a Time
by Ann Romano
New Column!
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Savage Love
by Dan Savage
I Love Television
I ♥ Television
Where's My Present?
by Wm. Steven Humphrey