Print Edition for the week of
Oct. 26 - Nov. 1, 2006

Vol. 7, No. 22
www.brandonbird.com Brandon Bird

News

THE NEW FACE OF TERROR

20 Things More Terrifying than a Vampire (Snooze!)
by the Mercury Terror Squad

Mistrial by Jury?

Grand Jury Member Says Process Is Biased

Tug of War

Will the City Limit PDC's Power?

Putting $581,550 Where Your Mouth Is

Enough Platitudes: Potter Needs to Get Out the Checkbook and Fund Better Cop Training

In Other News

"You're Calling Us Racist"

Union and Mayor Butt Heads over Racial Profiling

Apartment Complex

Tenant Takes on Landlord Over Maintenance Issues

Hall Monitor

The pull-out method

Music

Once More with Feeling

Quit Your Real Band and Form a Fake Band

Not So Painful

Pulse Emitter's Modular Synth Journeys

Battle Royale

Pirates and Ninjas Will Beat You to Death

The Scene Report

Local Music News

Up & Coming

A Mount Eerie Halloween

Elverum Explores the Dark

House Music

Portland's Best Throw One Helluva House Show

Live Music and DJ Listings

Movies & TV

Film Shorts

I'm Staying Home

Wholphin Ahoy!

Kill Whitey!

Catch a Fire's Making of a Terrorist

Gouge Away

Dysfunction Rocks with the Pixies

This Week on Television

God Save Helen Mirren

The Queen: Moving and Sexy!

"Wackiness" Is Not a Premise

Running with Scissors: Not So Dangerous

Botched Assassination

An Anticlimactic Death of a President

Food and Drink

This Little Piggy

Cooking a Pig's Head Is a Lesson in Fun!

Food Events

Fry Me Up, Fry Me Down

An Ode to the French Fry

Theater & Performance

Theatre

Theatre du Grand Guignol

The Portland Catacombs

Employee of the Week

Destination Fun

Halloween Roundup

Zombies & Pirates & Corn, OH MY!

I, Anonymous

Sold Out

Adieu to Portland Fashion Week

One Day at a Time

THE WEEK IN REVIEW

New Column!

New Column!!

Frank Cassano's Imbecile Citations Halloween Edition

Savage Love & Sex

Savage Love

A Donkey Punches a Wiki

I Love Television

I &hearts TV

TV's Scariest!