Thanks for Nothing!

The Last Installment of Angry Voicemails for Mayor Sam Adams

Roll On

Despite Helmet Debate, City Signs off on Bike Share

Hall Monitor

A Glimpse Inside the Machine

In Other News

Portland's Top Five Records of 2012

Another Year, Another Avalanche of Lists

Up & Coming

This Week's Music Highlights

Freedom Fighters

Django Unchained: American History, Wrecked

Trapped in La Cosette

Les Miz Is Garbage. Sorry, Theater Nerds.

Married with Children

Judd Apatow, Middle Age, and Rich People's Problems

Jack Reacher Will Beat You to Death

And Then Drink Your Blood from a Boot!

Take Your Mom to a Movie!

She'll Probably Think The Guilt Trip Is Okay

The Wes Anderson Universe

Cinema 21 Presents Three Anderson Classics

Film Shorts

In Which We Hit It and Quit It

Ocean's 11 (AM to PM)

Sea Change in Casual Dining at the Micro-Restaurant Row

A Coffee-Table Newspaper

Arthur Magazine: Back from the Dead

Why Theater Matters

Tragedy, Art, and King Hedley II

The End of Times: Cheers & Jeers!

The Mercury Guide to Surviving the Mayan Apocalypse

OR “WE’RE ALL GONNA DIEEEEEEEEE!!!”

A Non-Survivors' Guide to the Apocalypse

Here Are Some Things I've Been Wanting to Tell You

A Last-Minute Bucket List for Procrastinators

The Mercury's Word Search of Eternal Strife and Never-Ending Frustration to Celebrate the Upcoming Banal, Everyday Armageddon That Will Be Our Undoing™

Party All the Time

The Week in Review

LETTERS TO THE EDITOR

Savage Love

My Dark Twisted Fantasy

Portland as Fuck

End of the World

I Love Television™

The Problem with Rudolph