Hall Monitor

The Ejaculation Proclamation

David vs. Goliath

The Battle for Mt. Tabor Heats Up

THANKS A LOT, A-HOLE!

The Mercury Celebrates Thanksgiving by Giving Thanks to the A-Holes of the World

In Other News

Bad Review

Cop Complaint Kicked to Internal Affairs

Suspension of Disbelief

Art Student Expelled—For Atheism?

We've Got the Majority. Now What?

With Democrats in Power, Will it be a Field Day for Oregon Activists? (Answer: Not by a Long Shot.)

Up & Coming

Once More with Feeling

The Album vs. The Single

Better Than Life

Leningrad's Total Revelation

A Little Less Loaded

Lemonheads Return; Evan Dando Picks Up the Pieces

The Scene Report

Local Music News

Nothin'

The SLiP iTs Just Wanna Have Fun

Unadulterated Sonic Brutality

One Night Only

Live Music and DJ Listings

This Week on Television

Searching for Bobby Kennedy

Emilio Estevez, You're No Robert Altman

Fold Space!

Fighting Terrorists Through Time Travel

I'm Staying Home

Ass, Gas, and Grass

The Rocking of Socks

Tenacious D: Rock, Weed, and Cock Pushups

Diane Arbus Killed Herself in '71

(Probably So She Wouldn't Have to See Fur)

Film Shorts

The Tree in the Forest

Why You Should Care About Aronofsky's The Fountain

Food Events

Cocktails and Cockpits

rontom's Living Room Chic

Visual Arts

Current Photography: New Directions

Mark Newport

Heroic Endeavors

The Architecture of Happiness

by Alain de Botton

Readings

Housekeeping vs. The Dirt

by Nick Hornby

Theatre

Inspecting Carol

Steve Reno

Anti-Immigration

The Day After…

THE WEEK IN REVIEW

Frank Cassano's Imbecile Parade! Thanksgiving Edition!

Letters to the Editor

Savage Love

An Escort Gets His Wings

I &hearts TV

O.J.: Not So Innocent