I'd like to dedicate this award to the fuckhead gangster fucker lucky enough to get a rental in my neighborhood, subsidized by my white fat privileged ass. You underestimate suburban Dads, I assure you. Not me of course. I am just on the internet but there are two Dads in our neighborhood that want to crush your hands so that you will never be able to shoot a basketball, let alone a gun, ever again. Leave your guns at home and keep your fucking pussy ass gang banging enemies out of our hood.

Good for Boofus for recognizing Portland's amazing ability to just want the best out of people.