QUOTH THE RAVEN
RE: âThe Panic Room Is Now... The Ravenâ [Blogtown, Aug 19], Music Editor Ciara Dolanâs post about how the NE Portland bar formerly known as the Panic Room has a new name. âThe Tonic Lounge exposed its rickety (and apparently bug-infested) bones on Bar Rescue last summer,â Dolan wrote, âonly to be renovated and re-birthed as the Panic Room. Just over a year later, itâs reinventing itself again.... Last night, DJ Wicked posted a photo of the new sign and mascot, which appears to be a dead raven with an abnormally large wingspan.â
Are they turning into a goth club? Cuz thatâs what âThe Ravenâ sounds like.
Kate Garoutte-Smith
Will they serve âPoe boysâ? Amontillado? Pitted (and pendulumed) olives? âThe Tell-Tale Martiniâ? Conqueror Worm mezcal? Hop-Frog IPA? Have a drink called the Goldschläger-Bug? Play Usher?
Todd Mecklem
MY LITTLE PONY
RE: âShort-Staffed Cops Are Being Forced to Trim Special Units to Adequately Patrol the Cityâ [Blogtown, Aug 17], News Reporter Doug Brownâs post that detailed where possible Portland Police Bureau (PPB) staffing cuts could occurâincluding in the whimsical Mounted Patrol Unit, which could go from four officers to two.
Cut the mounted patrol completelyâitâs a huge waste of money. Those officers get nothing done besides maybe spreading some manure on the asphalt.
econoline
Good start of an article. The headline should be, âPortland Police Bureau Cuts Fat in Face of Lowered Crime in Order to Come Face to Face with Citizens.â
Crime is at an all-time low. But the bureau preserves historical desk jobs within departments. What the
Merc can investigate is what the PPBâs individual department goals and metrics are, and how staffing measurably results in, well, results. Patrol needs a complete review in effectiveness and citizen satisfaction.
R
OLD TOWN, NEW PORTLAND
RE: âA San Francisco Investment Firm Is Snatching Up Old Town Real Estateâ [News, Aug 17], News Editor Dirk VanderHartâs story about how San Franciscoâs Swift Real Estate Partners has been acquiring multiple properties in Portlandâs Old Townâincluding the buildings that house the Mercuryâs offices and karaoke bar the Boiler Room. (The Boiler Room, after failing to secure a new lease from Swift, is closing September 20.) âProperty records show Swift has snatched up a half dozen buildings in Old Town in the last year and a half,â VanderHart wrote, âprompting alarm from local businesses worried they might be pushed out, and anger from those who already have been.â
People with more money buy things from people with less money. Story at 11!
FlavioSuave
Thatâs what ownership is about: You get to pick your tenants.
NewColumbian
TAX ATTACK
RE: âConfused About the Proposed Corporate Tax Hike Everyoneâs Talking About? Check Out This Reportâ [Blogtown, Aug 17]. âIf Oregonians give Measure 97 the nod on November 8, itâll amount to a big tax hike for C corporationsâa common tax designation that captures most, but not all, large companiesâthat sell more than $25 million worth of product in Oregon. Currently, those companies are taxed $100,000 per year,â wrote Dirk VanderHart. âIf the tax measure being floated by labor-backed Our Oregon passes, itâll be well above that: 2.5 percent on all sales above $25 million, with no upper limit.â While the Mercury has yet to announce whether it will endorse the measure, a City Club of Portland committee came out in favor of itâdespite, VanderHart noted, âconcerns it could amount to regressive price increases for consumers, and unfairly targets C corporations while leaving others untouched.â
âUnfairly targets C corporationsâ? We are talking about only 1,000 out of 400,000 businesses in Oregon. These are the corporations that can and should be targeted, in the state that has the lowest corporate taxes in the nation, and small and medium-sized businesses end up paying proportionally much larger taxes than those 1,000 corporations do.
As for regressive price increases or the argument that costs will be passed on to the consumer, thatâs a stale myth. Prices are set by the market; these companies still have to compete in the same market as everyone else.
You should take a position, Portland Mercury. Weâre talking automatic cuts across the board if this doesnât pass, and youâll find yourself writing lots more articles similar to todayâs on short-staffed cops, Portland Public Schools woes, out-of-luck retirees, homelessness, and health care crises.
A-minus
A-minus, weâre giving your passionate defense of Measure 97 a B-plus. Luckily, all the other letters and comments this week hovered around the C range, so congrats! Youâve won the Mercuryâs letter of the week, which comes with two tickets to the Laurelhurst Theaterâwhere you can forget all about short-staffed cops, Portland Public Schools woes, out-of-luck retirees, homelessness, and health care crises.
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