This Saturday, March 14th, America's Next Top Model is holding a casting call at the Jantzen Beach Supercenter for all females 18-27 years old who are 5'7" and UNDER! That's you! Or at least me, and, I'm assuming, most women. Let it be known: stumpy legs will not stand in the way of qualifying for the next season of Tyra's hypnotizing madness. Though I have been wondering how short they will actually go. For instance, does this mean that designers will be making hot fashion items for little people? Oh, what excitement!

The call starts at 10am and the official Portland CW site, says that they will only see the first 150 candidates. You will need to fill out and bring the application, which can be downloaded from the website. And don't forget to smile with your eyes...