I know you were going to pick up the new issue of Spin Magazine anyway, so you could read about how many gallons of semen weren't pumped out of Rod Stewart's stomach (BOO!).
But then look who it is:
Brilliantly written piece.
I can't believe they flew someone out for that. Because nobody appreciates my sarcasm, allow me to clarify that they didn't send anyone out. Thanks to PFW's Tito Chowdhury for letting me know this had finally hit print.