If you, like me, need to come up for air on a busy day, take a jog on over to the brain candy at the new The Man Repeller, a blog that analyzes street fashion and retail pics from the theoretical point of view of a heterosexual male.

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"Wondering why she looks so bitter? She hasn't had sex since 2008."

The writing's not as clever as it wants to be, but they know how to spot some good boner-killing examples.