Look, I know exactly what it says about me that aprons sometimes get me horny. I'm a crass, misogynistic, perpetrator of the patriarchy and I should hustle my ass over to the community college for some womens' study classes, STAT. That being said, how am I supposed to resist these geeky superheroine aprons designed by Bethany Sew & Sew? CHECK IT!

WONDER WOMAN
  • WONDER WOMAN

BATGIRL (with utility belt)
  • BATGIRL (with utility belt)

GREEN LANTERN(ess?)
  • GREEN LANTERN(ess?)

You can also get a Supergirl, Flash, Sailor Moon, and even a Ravenclaw apron for you culinary Potter geeks. (Hi Alison!) They're a steal at $35-$50—because, after all, what price horniness?