Stumbling across this Gossip Girl esque written blog, I quickly found myself pouring over each entry. The Portland Socialite is written anonymously by three self proclaimed “socialites” in their twenties living and working in Portland. With salacious tweets like “Pineapple for dinner and fresh know what this should mean.” And informative/hilarious posts on their Tumblr regarding how to define your relationship, first date disasters, and which local eateries have the hottest wait staff (top picks include Luc Lac, Nostrana, and Gruner) this blog is absolutely a must read. I wish these socialites would come out of their anonymity, because these babes are hysterical.