Sylvester Stallone plays Ray Breslin, a softie who makes his living breaking out of federal prisons. (He wrote the book on jailbreaks. Literally.) And when faced with the ultimate prison, assembled from his own case files, he can't help himself. And so off he goes, renditioned into some off-the-grid, black ops Arkham-Asylum-cum-Gitmo. He quickly meets a man named Rottmayer (Arnold Schwarzenegger), the Red to his Andy Dufresne—and they quickly go about doing exactly what you figure they'll do. Which is find Schwarzenegger a massive machine gun and then set off a whole mess of Hollywood stunt performers' blood packs. The end. by Denis C. Theriault