Sometimes I talk to famous actors like Brendan Fraser on the phone. Ain't no thing. It's just how I roll. Last time I was shootin' the shit with Bren-Bren (that's my nickname for him), he told me this: "Oh, I've got a comedy coming out in April called Furry Vengeance. I worked with Ken Jeong--who you may recall seeing jump out of the trunk of a car in The Hangover--on a piece wherein forest creatures play mean tricks on me for about 90 minutes, and he's the bad guy." As I hung up the phone, I firmly believed that Furry Vengeance sounded like the greatest idea in the history of cinema. I have since seen Furry Vengeance, and it was, uh... okay, I admit my expectations were a weensy bit high. by Ned Lannamann