The SpongeBob Movie: Sponge Out of Water
I didn't even realize this franchise was still a thing, all these years after 9/11 and the Iraq War destroyed the concept of childhood. But I guess I'm wrong? Because for the first time since 2004, there's a SpongeBob movie in theaters, and you could technically take yourself, or some children you know and kind of like, to see it! I did that. I wish I hadn't!
by Denis C. Theriault