Your Highness
A list of things you should probably like if you're going to see Your Highness: Dungeons & Dragons, The Lord of the Rings and/or The Hobbit, Labyrinth, Hercules: The Legendary Journeys and/or Xena: Warrior Princess, BeastMaster, weed, boobs, van art, dick jokes. If you're not into that stuff, congrats on how mature you are about penises! If you do own a couple 20-sided dice, though--perhaps you keep them secret, keep them safe, in that hollowed-out copy of The Silmarillion where you also keep your weed?--then hey, maybe give Your Highness a shot.
by Erik Henriksen