Trolls
Your kids don't care that this shit is about 20 years too late. Neither did the film company that made it, or the actors who cashed the sizable checks they got to voice it. Nobody gives turd one whether anyone on this Earth ever wanted or asked for a fucking Trolls movie. Its here, and your children will numbly stare at it for two hours of relative calm and peace after the rancid tire fire that is 2016, and that has more than enough worth all by itself. Anyway, we didn't bother going to this screening.