No Pay, Nudity
Gabriel Byrne plays a down-on-his-luck actor who, with the help of his friends Frances Conroy and Nathan Lane, struggles to rediscover his spark while going up for King Lear in Dayton, Ohio. We can’t tell you whether you actually see Byrne’s wang, but with that title, and a tagline like “A film about hanging out, hanging in, and hanging on,” it seems a cruel bit of trolling to deny such a treat to the 15-or-so old folks who will see this for the week it’s in theaters.