The Hitman's Bodyguard
You’ll probably enjoy The Hitman’s Bodyguard just fine when you stumble across it on TV during a rainy Saturday. (The movie might even be funnier if its curse-strewn dialogue gets bleeped for basic cable.) It’s not a bad movie. It’s just there, like food, waiting to be ingested, processed, crapped out, and forgotten about.
by Ned Lannamann