(A) In Drive Angry, there is a sex scene in which Nicolas Cage never takes off his clothes or sunglasses, and also clenches a cigar between his teeth and a bottle of Jack Daniels in his hand. (B) When the waitress Cage is having sex with asks why he won't take off his clothes, Cage responds, "I never disrobe before a gun fight."(C) Immediately after Cage says this, a bunch of dudes show up and try to kill Cage; he then shoots them in extreme slow-mo, even as he continues boning the waitress, clutching both the cigar and the Jack Daniels, and keeping his sunglasses on. (D) This scene would be a highlight of any other film, but it's just one more scene in Drive Angry. (E) Drive Angry also contains a scene in which Cage drinks an ice-cold beer out of the bloody, still-warm skull of one of his enemies. by Erik Henriksen