Bitch better get her hands off my damn watermelon.

Katy perry can sing whatever she wants in that dress.

Ahhhh nope, still annoying.

I wish that Katy Perry would go away.

I'm an actual lesbian named Kate Perry, and I get teased by the door person at every gay bar in town when I show them my id.

It's weird that the gay community has embraced her. The lyrics of "I Kissed a Girl" and "UR So Gay" are actually pretty homophobic. I can't believe that she's headlining Dinah Shore this year.

This write-up certainly manages to cram a remarkable amount of bullcrap into 341 words. First of all, Lily Allen is not over-produced unlistenable Walmart tripe, which is why she towers over this fake little flea. Cutting past all the made-up scoffing at people with actual ears and some ability to tell when they're being played, the bookend howler is that anybody will be singing "I Kissed a Girl" in the future. Turd review or a turd act.