I fail to see the racism in the Kenny Rogers song. Unless you think pointing out a war in the continent of Asia is somehow "raysist"

Ruby isn't a racist song. It's about a fucking vet with his legs blown off helplessly watching as his wife cheats on him.

As to the "Forbidden Underage Love" category...how could you forget Neil Diamond's immortal(and possibly immoral)classic "Girl, You'll Be A Woman Soon"?

Another song in the "Bodily Function" would be "Undercover Angel", by Alan O'Day...an ode to the subject of one of his wet dreams or wanking sessions, depending on how you look at it(not that you'd WANT to look at it too much).

<3 Jeff Sheridan's illustrations. Please keep using him!

I was thinking about the album by the Knack 'But the little girls understand'

Oingo Boingo: I love little girls "They Make me feel so good". Ick

Addition: Every Chuck Berry song is about sex with teenagers.