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The fact that you could understand this knucklehead to begin with is quite impressive.

Uhhhhh....eeer.....frackinricklemoney.....persnickity.....bandersnatchin....fuck all....fuck off ya cunt. Errrruhhhh...limeytwattin'rottenmouth...ain't it? Sort it out ya cunt.

Direct quote.

Unnnngh!... Errrrrrgh!... almost... out... can't seem to.... urmmmmghgh! dislodge Noel... urff! Gallagher's... ooofff! head from .... heeeargh! his ass!!!

I love the quote that was pulled for the headline. This guy's such an asshole.

Oasis was around until 2009!? Really? I thought they were just a '90s one-hit-wonder band. I have expect to see an interview with Hootie and the Blowfish next.