Move Back to Minnesota.
This Band is Absolutely Without a Doubt, Horrible.
What's with crap bands relocating to Portland? Minden being another example of a shitty band that HAD to move to Portland.....Oh wait, I think I might get it. People are too passive here to actually be honest and say that a 'Portland' band actually kinda of really sucks. Exercise your right to be honest!

This is exactly what Portland doesn't need; another band thinking they're too hip; with one chick, some asshole with poofy hair and some wannabe pretty boy (who isn't even pretty). Gross. *gag*
Who financed this poop shoot; so they could all get make overs and reinvent themselves? They used to be a folk band??!!! LAWL!!!! Oh man, they're so terrible its hilarious!

They definitely did NOT get those suits here in Portland, that's for sure. The first time you got on your bike they'd split right up the back, for christ sakes.

And they brought a dog with them?! WE ALREADY HAVE PLENTY OF DOGS IN PORTLAND!!

When they kicked out the fourth member shouldn't they have become "The Lower 36"?