Directions: This game is a simple and delightful way to understand how our fair city will function under Mayor Katz's new no-postering regime. Unknown bands, artists, and people with lost pets will no longer be able to use our handy poles to cry out to the world. Start at the bottom, roll the dice (not included), and follow the squares from the bottom to the top. Amusing pictures will help you understand the benefits of postering... and the consequences of removing them!

OBJECT: Be the first player to reach the Dropsy's show!!

WINNING THE GAME: Stop City Hall from removing our city's posters by speaking out. Contact Hugh McDowell at 503-823-5860 or e-mail hmcdowell@ci.portland.or.us; he's in charge of putting together the city's poster removal plan. By Phil Busse; Illustrations by Jack Pollock