Disastronaut, the original Sellwood bridge has one of the lowest safety assessments of any bridge of that capacity in the entire US. The department of transportation examined it and recommended it be replaced immediately or be shut down. When it was first put up some 85 years ago, they cut corners on the cost and passed that burden onto us now.
The bridge has collapsed zero times; therefore it cannot collapse. Any money spent on it is arguably a complete waste and better suited to building SUV paths or weekly garbage pickup.
No wait that's not it.
Sellewood Bridge will be falling down, falling down, fallin... WTF? London Bridge is falling...
WAIT! What question would Frank Cassano have for all of this bridge B.S.?